I’ve masturbated three times today and had sex once, and I still want/need more.
I know it sounds lame and cliché, but I have the best mom to ever exist. Scratch that, second best mom after Cory’s mom. My momma is one of the most important people in the world to me. She has always been there for me no matter what. My mom would do anything for me. She would swim across the sea to rescue me from pirates or fly me to the moon so I could see the stars closer. Though, admittedly, I’m not sure even she would want to be stuck in a spaceship with me for that long!
My mom is the craziest and funniest mom around. Her dancing skills were unfortunately passed down to me and her singing skills are outrageously… special. She loves to read and can’t get enough of crime shows. (I’m actually sitting in the living room with her as I am writing this and she is on the other side of the couch zoned out on Bones. She’s obsessed.) She cries and laughs too loudly in the movie theatre and does a great impression of a drunk grandma (practice will make perfect). She loves to shop and frequently enjoys a late night ice cream binge.
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